Welcome to my private corner of the internet. I'm Alexis, and for some reason I'm shy online in a way I never am in person, so please talk to me, because the chances of me talking to you first (other than as anon) are slim to none. I write all the time, poems and stories and fics, and I'm currently trying to work up the courage to actually post some of it. Until then, this is my cache of interesting, amusing, and potentially arousing posts. If you don't read the tags, you're probably missing about half of it. Enjoy.
Ernest Hemingway (via crazeist)
Someone has stolen my seat. My perfect seat! With the plug right next to it and the tiny desk that no one else will ever try to share with me and the chair broken at exactly the right angle.
I was worried about this. I’m going to have to start setting traps.
questions to ask about your favourite character
- if u gave them an office chair would they spin around on it and wheel around the room
- how many selfies do they take
- how much do they yell during a mario kart game